Tuesday, February 06, 2007

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Fotos from the Slow Boat to Colombia









Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The Slow Boat to Colombia

Well, it certainly was slow, even going with the current! Of course it didn't help that we stopped at every hamlet, shack on stilts and logging camp along the way to unload vital supplies like blocks of ice, boxes of soda, and of course petroleum products.

We should have known we were in for a hectic time when we showed up at the docks fresh from an overnight trip to the jungle and quite nearly got shoved onto the wrong boat by an over-eager group of drunken dock hands. Not to mention the man with the bullhorn who thought it was good fun to shove his toy in the gringos faces while shouting out possible destinations. Luckily Sepi managed to find a nice evangelical chappie who started off with her bag at such a pace that we had no choice but to chase him down and ended up in the right spot on the right boat. The glorified cargo barge known as the Manuel.

It was now around 3:30 in the afternoon. We strung our hammocks in the (at this point) empty space on the top deck and settled down to while the afternoon away before the strictly scheduled 6-9 p.m. departure. During this period our nice empty top deck slowly transformed into a tangled spider web of hammocks hung in every conceivable fashion from every possible angle. It became an impossible task to move from our cocoon like positions, and so we didn't. At least until I awoke at around 3:30 in the a.m. when a sound from beneath me (where our bags were tied together) led me to peer over the edge of the hammock. What I saw was not the sneaky thief I half expected but instead a particularly amorous Argentine woman copulating with an equaly romantic Peruvian gentleman. Frankly, I'm surprised they even found the room to maneuver what with 120 people and their baggage crammed into the two passenger decks. There certainly is something about the jungle air...

Despite the crowds, the almost imperceptible rate of progress, the stifling heat and the meager meals served at irregular hours it was a gorgeous trip. The shear size of the Amazon is unbelievable. Not to mention the amount of water that pours into its giant basin from all sides and quite frequently from above. The tarps on the Manuel were far from their prime. It did not matter. The pink dolphins, the towering thunderstorms, the lush green growth of the overflowing banks provided a scenery that allowed the time to pass almost as imperceptibly as the forward motion of the boat. NAVIMAG this was not. An incredible, unforgettable experience, Si.

Our arrival in Leticia was just too late for us to catch that days flight to Bogota, which means we are "stuck" here through the 16th, providing that the weather is good enough for the flight to leave. It will be a sad relief to escape the tropical heat of this amazing region. While it fulfilled a lifelong dream of mine to glide though the treetops and the wider channels of these waters, I feel that as soon as we have left I will be aching to return.

Monday, January 08, 2007

More Shots from Uyuni Tour









Some Fotos of San Pedro and The Uyuni Tour









New Years and Uyuni

What a crazy and wonderful week or so we have had. We celebrated the New Year in San Pedro de Atacama in northern Chile. An amazingly scenic and magical place. It had muy buena onda (good vibes) as the saying goes. We ended up camping at this very chill hostel, and bringing in the New Year with an ecclectic mixture of nationalities and people. One high light of the night was this Chilean family that had come to San Pedro de Atacama to celebrate the New Years. They were very festive and started dancing to cumbia and reggaeton as soon as the evening hit midnight. (At which point we burned a "tourist" which was dressed in bits of everyones old clothing). There was an older American woman present whom the Chilean matrons were trying to teach proper Latin dancing techniques. Which obviosly includes a lot of butt shaking. It was hilarious to watch the American woman try, quite fruitlessly I must add, and the Chilean matrons gyrating to the Reggaeton song "Culo".

After we and the entire town took a day to recover, we decided to take a couple of tours around the San Pedro area. I know we keep saying never again after every tour but these last few were pretty amazing. First we went to the Tatio Geysers near by which created an impressive and earie landscape 4000 meters above the sea. A high light was eating eggs boiled in the hot water of the geyesers. The tour group consisted mostly of Brasilians who gushed over absolutly everything. We kept stopping on the way back so that the Brasilians could photograph the "wildlife" including llamas and this specific type of rabbit ( biscachas) that lives high in the altiplano. At one point we passed by some donkeys innocently grazing near a stream bed and the driver was like "look, wild donkeys!" at which point the Brasilians started gushing all over again. Who's ever heard of wild donkeys anyway!

We also took a very relaxed tour with the owner of our hostel to the Valle de la Luna. Amazing! We got there with about a hundered other tourists to watch the sun set over the sand dunes. Afterwards we took a moonlight hike through a cave to watch the full moon rise over the dunes. Truly a memoriable experience. San Pedro has amazing energy, which could be because it is surrounded by a lot of geothermal activity or it could be because it is amazingly scenic.

From San Pedro we managed to finally take a tour of the Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia. This was something we had been wanting to do since we arrived in South America but our visas ran out right before we were able to in Bolivia. The whole reason we went to San Pedro was to take a tour of this region. We had heard a lot of horror stories about terrible tours where the guides disappeared, the food was inedible and of being in the car for long hours over very rough roads. Still we were determined to see the Salar de Uyuni region because despite all these discomforts everyone we met has said its worth it. Fortunatly we ended up with a terriric group of people, with a terrific guide and good food! And the sights were fastastic! We drove through some unreal scenary that was absolutly breath taking. And not just because of the strong winds. We did spend a lot of time in the car driving over some extremely bumpy roads, but honestly it was vale la pena! We saw active volcanoes, boiling mud, flamingos, hot springs, lots of wildlife and of course the Salar de Uyuni; a 12,000 square Km salt flat that extends as far as the eye can see and is at times up to 16 meters deep. We even spent a night in a hotel made of Salt, everything from the tabels and chairs, beds, the walls and floors all made of salt blocks! Only the showers and roof were made from normal materials.

Now we are back in Arequipa, Perú after more than 65 hours of not sleeping in a bed! In part due to the fact that we drove from the town of Uyuni in Bolivia to San Pedro de Atacama in Chile over night and then took a night bus to the Chile-Perú boarder. We decided to head back to Chile to cross into Perú instead of going through Bolivia to escape the instability of the road system in Bolivia but of course we ran into a road block coming back to the Chilean border. Figures. We took one of the worst bus rides to date from Tacna, Perù to Arequipa. The driver refused to put both our backpacks under the bus because he claimed it was his sleeping area. So Sepi was forced to bring her bag onto the bus, it being the smaller of the two. But of course there was no space for it on the bus so she had to put it in the aisle. This Peruvian woman who was perhapse one of the most ill tempered person we've met on our travels proceeded to yell at her for having my bag in middle of the aisle even though there was no where else to put it. She was the only person who was concerned over this, no one else minded stepping over my bag. She even proceeded to insult Sepi and all Americans in general. Finaly Sepi lost her cool and proceed to yell back at her in an incomprehensible Spanish. We eventualy managed to put her pack somewhere else and were extremely thankful when the ill tempered women and her poor husband whom she kept yelling at got off the bus. It was only then that we realized it was the mountian of luggage they brought that had caused the lack of cargo space and the entire scene in the first place!

How happy we are to be in Arequipa for a few days. A very much needed rest! On Tuesday we catch a flight to Iquitos in the Amazon.

Pictures coming soon!

Friday, December 29, 2006

The day we almost saw Pablo Neruda's house


Yo, american, hijo
de la inmensa soledad del hombre
vine a aprender de ustedes la vida
y no la muerte, ya no la muerte!

Pablo Neruda

Been having a hell of a time in Santiago, it actually does feel like hell. Its so bloody hot that one sweets just standing. Sam and I have been trying to find cool things to do, so we've ended up taking in a few movies, catching us up a little with the pop culture back in the States and checking out the Salvador Allende museum. This being the highlight of our stay in Santiago.

For those of you who may not know, Salvador Allende was the first Marxist President of Chile who was elected democratically back in the early 1970s. But the good ole' CIA instrumented a coup and bombed the building he was in on September 11, 1973 (interesting parallels here with the date) and killed him. After which Pinochet came into power with his reign of terror, eradicating anyone he thought or considered a communist (anyone who didn't agree with his ideology).

The Salvador Allende museum, interestingly is housed in an old government building used by the secret police in the 1970s as a torture center. The Allende family just recently bought it from the government and had it refurbished as the Salvador Allende museum. The museum consists mainly of paintings donated by different artists from around the world. The pieces are mainly protests pieces and some were quite powerful. It also has some momentums of Salvador Allende.

Santiago in general has been a pleasant surprise (minus the heat). It is a charming old colonial city, with colorful buildings, and surrounded by snow capped mountains. These area a little hard to see with all the smog but the city is no more polluted then say Cochabamba, Bolivia. We took a trip to Isla Negra (not an island) today to visit Pablo Neruda's favorite house on the Chilean cost. Unfortunately (or fortunately) we weren't able to tour the premise since we hadn't booked a tour ahead of time. However as Sam pointed out to a very disappointed Sepi, "why would you want to subject yourself to a tour of an overly crowded house and not really get a feel of the place Pablo Neruda recieved so much of his inspiration from." Instead we walked down to the beautiful cost and watched pelicans playing in the wave. Getting a good feel of how and why Neruda found the place such an inspiration. It was also a good deal cooler by the water.

Tomorrow we embark on a 24 hour bus journey to San Pedro a town on the border of Bolivia and Chile. Its supposed to be a beautiful area and hopefully we will finally get to see the famous Salar de Uyuni in Bolivia which we missed.

Happy New Years a todos